The Checklist of Doom
Friday, December 28th, 2007The space shuttle orbiter and external tank together carry 1,607,185 lbs. of fuel composed of hydrogen, oxygen, hydrazine, monomethylhydrazine, and nitrogen tetroxide, all of which are extremely explosive and/or flammable. Each of the solid rocket boosters carries another million pounds of solid propellant. The vehicle is assembled from more than 2.5 million separate parts built by the lowest bidder. As you can imagine, all that would be enough to make a person nervous about turning it on. Launching the shuttle is one of the most complex procedures known to humankind, and they start checking everything is ready three full days ahead of the actual ignition.
The good news is, people tend to be a bit less dangerously explosive, but a checklist is still a good idea. There are quite a number of things you need to do in order to lose weight effectively, and while you don’t need to be perfect as I described previously in The 90% Rule, or How to Cheat Your Way to Victory you need to get most of the things right most of the time, for a long period in order to succeed.
To help you on your way, it’s a good idea to make a daily checklist like this one checklist.pdf then each day you go through and score all of your activities. Your total score should be above 90% most days, and the trend line from your spreadsheet should be around 95%, as long as you’re doing that you’re on track and it’ll be pretty hard to fail.
Let’s go through each of the items one by one so you’ll understand how all this works.
Date - This should be pretty obvious, it’s the date you’re recording, usually yesterday. I don’t recommend waiting too long to fill these out or you’ll be guessing not filling in correct information.
1) Was your total calorie intake equal to or less than your target rate? (within 5%) - We discussed setting your target rate earlier in The Elusive Calorie. Generally what I do is write all the food I ate the day before on the back of the page, and use that space to calculate the total number of calories/protein. This keeps everything all in one place and easy to find. As long as your calorie total is within 5% of the goal then you get 100%, if it’s lower divide what you actually got by the target number, if it’s higher divide what you actually got by the target number and multiply by five to figure out how far you missed then subtract that from 100 to get your score. Going over is bad mkay?
2) Did you avoid ingredients like sugar, corn syrup, potatoes, corn, and white flour? - This one is pretty simple, did you eat bad stuff or not? If you had a cheat meal, mark that down in the notes, otherwise if you had something you weren’t supposed to, mark down your score. Remember, you can’t use more than one cheat meal per day, so if you had two cheat meals, or a double cheat, make sure to mark down your score. I generally count it on a per meal basis, so if you had bad things at 2 of six meals, you’d get 66% for the day. (Always round down)
3) Did you eat six meals of the correct size, one every three hours? (1/2x - 2x) - If any of your meals were too small, too large, you missed a meal, or went too long in between meals, make sure to mark down your score.
4) Did you eat at least 1.25g/lb lean body mass of protein? - It’s not always easy to get enough protein, especially on a calorie restricted diet, but it is possible. Keep fussing with your menu and recipes until you get it right, this is important.
5) Did you drink enough water? ( 64 + ( ( weight - ( lbm * 1.1 ) ) * .32 ) ) ounces - The formula may be fancy, but the goal isn’t, remember you want 64 ounces of water plus 8 ounces for every 25 lbs you’re overweight. If you don’t want to do the math, just pick the next higher 8oz number and use that instead. This is one of those little things that really adds up over time, so don’t skip it.
6) Did you consume the correct supplements at the right times? - BCAAs, Post Workout Drink (surge), and Protein Shake are only necessary on workout days, other days you can ignore them (in fact you should NOT be taking them on off days). Supplements aren’t magic, they won’t make you thin without effort, but they will speed your progress, and in something like this, we can use all the help we can get.
7) Did you eat meals with the correct insulin impact at the right times? - Remember, you should only be eating medium insulin impact meals for breakfast, and whatever meal is post workout. High impact meals should only be for cheats, but you can have low impact meals anytime. This doesn’t mean you should try and eat like you’re on the Atkins diet, but we do need to be cautious.
8) Did you perform the set amount of weight lifting exercises, sets, and reps? - Diet is important, but if you’re not working out with weights, you’re not going to do very well over the long run. Even if you’re not interested in building muscle, maintaining the lean body mass you already have is very important.
9) Did you perform the set amount of cardio exercise? - Cardio by itself isn’t enough of a workout, but it definitely helps to create a calorie deficit. You need 2-4 hours a week for optimum health and fat loss. Currently I’m getting 2.3 hours per week and it’s working well.
10) Did you write down all food in your food log, measure your weight and bodyfat then update the spreadsheet? - Like I said, I use the back of the checklist as the food log, though if you want to keep a separate document, that’s ok too. Make sure you’re taking those daily readings but don’t put too much value in them, remember it’s the trend that counts.
So ten things to do every day, it’s really not so hard. Once you get in the habit, most of those will become almost automatic, mere routine. Now that you’re keeping track, it’s pretty hard to forget things, and you’ll see right away if you’re starting to slack off. One final note, don’t try and cheat the system or lie on your checklists just to get a better score. I’m a pretty competitive kind of guy, and I’m sure many of you are too. I know I don’t like it when I have a low score day, but it’s more important that it be as accurate as possible.
